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Finding value.

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Had an audition today for a comedy where I couldn’t find the funny.  This is peculiar because I love comedy and I think I’m an acute miner of it’s treasures.  Not this time.

When I first taped for this part (in Toronto), I was unaware it was a half-hour, single camera comedy.  The scene – to me alone – read like a drama.  For that reason, I couldn’t view it through any other prism.

There are three interesting things to consider:

  1. Labeling something one way and then not finding a way to be flexible is an excellent argument against stereotyping based on appearance.  (Just saying.)
  2. My audition was excellent from an acting standpoint and poor from a genre standpoint.  I know this because…
  3. THE CASTING DIRECTOR TOLD ME!  Right after we finished the audition he told me exactly what I did right, “You’ve got chops young man.”, and exactly what I did wrong, “You need to do a better job of understanding exactly what you’re reading for.”

That was a laser like assessment.  My counter – that I accidentally got stuck in the “drama lane” and couldn’t switch back – is irrelevant.  Which is why I listened to everything he said.  This casting director, a big casting director, will see me again.  He’ll cast me, eventually.

There was value in today.

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February 8, 2010 at 5:41 pm

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The extent of my decorating. UPDATE.

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My living room window.

My shower curtain.  I could not be happier with this decision.

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February 8, 2010 at 12:47 am

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The Hollywood Home.

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Things within 1 mile of my new apartment (in no particular order):

This material is based on a walkabout this morning and some previous experiences in Hollywood.  We’ll see how things shake out once I settle.  Oh…  And my place is awesome.

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February 6, 2010 at 2:20 pm

The Pilot Season Scenario.

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February 5, 2010 at 6:23 pm

Back in Hollywood.

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Three auditions today.  Three.  III.  Currently attempting to wrap my head around the “three in one day” technique; it’s a methodology normally reserved for female porn stars and Alex Rodriguez.

We’ll see what we’ll see.  And…  I’ll post some photos later today.

Happy to be back.  (Small “h” home.)

EDIT: My agent just called this a “pilot season scenario.”  I like my passively dirty analogy better, which is not to say that I don’t agree with him.

EDIT #2: In lieu of pictures (since it was rainy and gross) there will be a video.

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February 5, 2010 at 8:43 am

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God Bless Friends – Part 4

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So…  I was supposed to take a bunch of photos.  No dice.  Quality > Quantity.

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February 4, 2010 at 5:30 am

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Premature E-POST-ulation.

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If you read 64 Days in Toronto tonight you might have missed the second half of the post.  Sorry…  I’ve got an itchy posting finger.

EDIT: Kind of excited for 20,000 hits.

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February 1, 2010 at 6:38 pm

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64 Days in Toronto.

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I like numbers.

44 days - That’s how old my terrific beard was when I shaved today.  When the hair on your face is substantially longer than the hair on your head, it’s time to move on.  When you start to look like you should purchase a van with tinted windows, it’s time to move on.  When you give serious thought to being one of those guys with a bushy beard and shaved neck, it’s time to move on.

28 3/4 years – That’s how long Toronto was my home for.  I’ve lived in other places: LA in 2000 - 01, Calgary for the fall of ‘08, Aurora in 1999 – 2000, my brief stint in prison, Turks and Caicos for the winter of ‘05 and – memorably – Belfast in the spring of ‘06.  I suppose those were just places that I stayed.  Toronto was always my home-base.  Let’s hope that I was profound jinx on all the sports teams.  Seriously.

3 - That’s how many home cooked meals my friends Angela and Tavis have crafted for me while I’ve been home.  If memory serves we had Mexican-ish, Steak and some sort of Lamb Risotto WineWineWine combination.  They’re the example I can cite…  If this post listed every instance with friends of mine treating me like Mo’Nique at an Awards show, we’d be staring down the barrel of an 8,000 word post.  Don’t think I wont attempt it…

Yeah, you know what?  Screw it.  A tiny sampling:

  • Andrew and Ilana had me over for dinner and a visit with their two lovely kiddle’s.  I got to be Uncle Steve for almost 45 minutes.  People who frequent this space haven’t met Uncle Steve; he’s a solid guy.  This is to say nothing of Andrew and I commiserating over drinks at odd hours.  Those are the best times. 
  • Jenn and Tim didn’t flinch when I ordered a Poutine / Chicken Wing death spiral at The Rebel House.  This was preceeded by an afternoon on Bay Street with gentlemen who drink (same corollary as “ladies who lunch”).  They also let me emcee their wedding.  So, there’s that, too.
  • Chris Bolton rolled me into the original Terroni on Queen West for a coffee.  When Chris goes to that restaurant he’s greeted like some combination of Norm from “Cheers” and Phillip Seymour Hoffman from “Owning Mahoney.”  (I don’t care if only, like, four people get that reference.)
  • Warren, Peff (read: Jeff) and a special guest appearance from St. Andrew’s Jr. High Graduate, Lauren, made for an improbable Beaconsfield, Drake Hotel, Dakota Tavern combination.  That night solidified the utter uselessness of making plans in advance.  It was a beautiful night.  (By the way…  In keeping with the theme of this site, Lauren and I were in the “Wiz of Oz” together.  My very first organized production – 1994.  One thing that I didn’t mention to Lauren: How bitter I am - to this day - over not being cast as the Lion.  That should eventually lead to a self-shot YouTube clip of me singing “King of the Forest” somewhere in Griffith Park.  In other words, we’re all winners.)  Lauren is putting on a play this spring called “Almost Maine.”  Feel free to pre-order some tickets.
  • Hobbes the Cat, and his basement, put themselves in my “Watching Football Pantheon” along with the living room at 198 Millwood and Barney’s Beanery in LA.  Hobbes also wins a prize for unabashedly wearing Molson Canadian labeled clothing.  He’s earned it.
  • My sister Andrea wins a prize for helping me relearn the fundamental truth for any New Years Eve related activity: House party or bust.
  • Tim (SCH) and I rocked the 6th Annual Syracuse Road Trip (Est. 2004) with a ferocity that harkened back to a time when the Red Sox hadn’t won a World Series in 86 years.  Bonus points to Tim for suggesting a Sunday stop at The Anchor Bar in Buffalo.  Double Bonus Points for our trip being the only game that Syracuse Basketball has lost this year (21-1).  We’ve still got it.

1 – That’s the only instruction I need to give the person cutting my hair.

0 - This number has something to do with the Toronto Star, but I don’t want to be quoted.  I’m not seeking publicity.  I am, however, looking forward to the bankruptcy of that newspaper.

64 - The number of days I spent in Toronto.  Not sure if it felt like a fortnight or five years.

To everyone mentioned in this post, thank you.  To everyone I forgot, sorry.  I’ll be bidding a beer soaked goodbye to everyone Wednesday evening.  Thursday I’ll drop a massive photo blog, otherwise known as the fourth installment of “God Bless Friends.”

EDIT: After a quick review, I realized that this post may have been a little too serious.  There are more numbers.

6.3 - That’s the number of times I watched “Inglorious Basterds.”  I’ve already written about Christoph Waltz; German for brilliant.  Right before Christmas this movie reached “I’m watching it before I go to bed status.”  “IG” was usurped by the second viewing of “Mad Men” Season 3 late last week.  What a run!

.5 – Number of NFL Sunday’s I missed from early December until now.  Tim and I were navigating through a blizzard for the 4:00 games on January 3rd; that being said, none of them had any playoff implications.

5 - The number of months I waited to take my MacBook in to repair the trackpad.  It’s ironic that I waited that long because, much to my suprise, it was under warranty.  Don’t think you can out-stupid me.  You’ll lose.

3-ish - Number of weeks I’ve been waiting to hear about a job thingie.  An interesting job thingie.

7 - Seconds I’m able to keep my eyes on an episode of “The Bachelor” before having to turn away.  The internet is littered with rants about the stupidity of reality television.  These rants are unoriginal and, often, spiteful for reasons the author doesn’t fully recognize.  With all that being said, I honestly believe that “The Bachelor” is going to destroy our society.

(Hyperbole Alert!)

This show is a perverted, soul-sucking television experience.  If you aired an explicit video of Secretariat’s greatest ejaculations, there’d be more educational takeaway than this program.

How are they positioning themselves?  Is it supposed to mirror real life?  Does everyone realize that the female contestants model their reality show habits after the Season 1 “Newlyweds” performance of Jessica Simpson?   Do adjectives want to file a class action lawsuit after every “date” scene?

I could go on.

6 – Number of consecutive weeks that the traffic has increased at Prelude to a Big Break.  This is a really neat thing for me to witness.  I’m writing less and I’m not advertising the site, with the exception of an occasional Twitter update.  I don’t know where the people are coming from, but I know they’re reading and that makes me feel great.

2 - Number of times I saw “Up In The Air.”  Can we skip the five year waiting period and elect Ryan Bingham into the movie character Hall of Fame?

How much does your life weigh? Imagine for a second that you’re carrying a backpack. I want you to pack it with all the stuff that you have in your life… you start with the little things. The shelves, the drawers, the knickknacks, then you start adding larger stuff. Clothes, tabletop appliances, lamps, your TV… the backpack should be getting pretty heavy now. You go bigger. Your couch, your car, your home… I want you to stuff it all into that backpack. Now I want you to fill it with people. Start with casual acquaintances, friends of friends, folks around the office… and then you move into the people you trust with your most intimate secrets. Your brothers, your sisters, your children, your parents and finally your husband, your wife, your boyfriend, your girlfriend. You get them into that backpack, feel the weight of that bag. Make no mistake your relationships are the heaviest components in your life. All those negotiations and arguments and secrets, the compromises. The slower we move the faster we die. Make no mistake, moving is living. Some animals were meant to carry each other to live symbiotically over a lifetime. Star crossed lovers, monogamous swans. We are not swans. We are sharks.

98 - That’s the percentage of “stuff” that I no longer have.  I’m going to California with one bag.  5 weeks later, Louis the Dog is coming.  That bag will be filled with every material possession I have left.  It is an outrageous, wonderful, life altering feeling.

I don’t agree with the middle section of Clooney’s monologue, ultimately, neither does his character.  Friends and family are desperately important.  Even more pressing?  How hard you try to figure out who those friends are.  I know who my friends are, and I know who I am. 

It’s the only thing you can take with you.

SA

Next stop…

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January 29, 2010 at 11:11 am

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Finding your lane.

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A few things to discuss before I file an actual piece of writing:

  • I am not in LA.
  • I am mostly not on Facebook.
  • If you venture west on Queen Street in Toronto, there is a 45% chance that you will run into me.
  • I’m going to LA.
  • I’m moving there permanently.
  • This move will happen sometime between this Saturday and any day after this Saturday.

My work: Becoming an actor isn’t easy.  Becoming anything isn’t easy…  But there’s an idiosyncratic element for any arts-driven industry that is incredibly difficult for you, or anyone in your life, to understand.

Namely, the tether between financial success and professional accomplishment is incredibly long in the arts.  How good (or not good) you are at your vocation doesn’t always translate to an impressive financial portfolio.  Actors, musicians, writers, painters and any other niche in the arts have to arrive at this realization before their career can be fulfilling. 

Why, you ask?  (Glad I’m here.)

What is acting if the fiscal aspects of it dominate your thought process?  Well, then it’s just a job.  And if it’s just a job you might as well work 90 hours a week for a boss you don’t like at a company you don’t believe in with decent benefits and five weeks vacation.  That’s a hard path.  Which makes it ironic when people who go down that road give you the whole ”acting’s a tough industry” speech.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Acting isn’t a tough industry.  Insurance is a tough industry.  Welding is a tough industry. 

These people don’t think acting is “tough”, they think it’s unrealistic.  They think it’s foolish.  But they don’t have the temerity to use those words, so they call it something vague and gentle.  I’d feel sorry for people with such a narrow view of the world, but I honestly don’t have the time.

Which brings me, instead, to how I feel about myself as an actor.  About a month ago, acting stopped being my job and started being an extension of my personality.  That doesn’t mean that I’ve taken a shining to being disingenuous…  It means the pursuit of my craft has fastened itself to my spirit.  The work and the practice and the auditions and the self-tapes and the contract offers and the rejection have become my lifeblood.  I’ve never been happier, prouder or more interested in what I do.  I’m so grateful for that.

My first acting job was in 2004.  Six years later, I found my lane.

A self-tape shot from yesterday.  My favorite self-tape ever.

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January 27, 2010 at 1:45 pm

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